All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
So much Jack, so little girl.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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