i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
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