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he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
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