so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
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you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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