Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
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We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
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he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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