One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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