As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
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I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
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Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
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i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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