i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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