these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
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Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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