I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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