what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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