Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
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and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
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If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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