oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
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He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
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If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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