The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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