So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
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You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
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Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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