My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
The power of my boobs compel you
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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