Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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