I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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