you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
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