let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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