My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
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As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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how do you play pong handcuffed?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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