after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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