Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
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My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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