my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
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So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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