Me too!
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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