I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
Randomize
