she was so not down for the gang bang
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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