so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
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Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
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Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
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