haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
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