I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
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The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
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On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Naked. naked and bneed help.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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