why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
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im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
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Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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