my phone needs a breathalizer
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
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