So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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