She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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