To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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