I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
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Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
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This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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