he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
