was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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