Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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