sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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