What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
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just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
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Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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