I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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