In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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