remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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