I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
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how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
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Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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