i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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