OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
