you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
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Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Randomize