I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
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