I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Randomize
