just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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