he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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