Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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