Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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