i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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