so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
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