she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
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...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
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I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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