Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
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I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
She told me I should be a condom model.
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I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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