Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
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Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
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I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
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