And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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