just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
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You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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