Porn is love you can see.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
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Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
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Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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