He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
so explain again why im purple
no
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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