You surviving the open bar?
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It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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