I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
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He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
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He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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